~ 国会采访!!! ~佳作转载

朋友作品，他X的好笑，他X的有创意！！！

记者段恩怡：卫生部长，请问国内流感的死亡人数至今有多少位了？
卫生部长：是哪位记者在发问？
记者彭雪琴：部长这里！这里!。。。恩怡，爬上椅子他看不到你。
记者段恩怡：卫生部长，请问国内流感的死亡人数至今有多少人？
卫生部长：不能确定多少人，但我相信为了马华的未来，他们会挺身出席第二次的特大！
记者段恩怡：卫生部长，我国哪个州的骨痛热症死亡人数排行第一和排行第二？
卫生部长：我重来都没有说我要排第一还是排第二，我要的是维护党的民主！所以才发动特大！但我还是会向社团注册局上诉！这是我的权利！
记者彭雪琴：恩怡，他答非所问，拿你的椅子去问另外一位。

记者段恩怡：教育部副部长，首相对单一源流学校政策有所保留您有什么看法？
教育部副部长：我的看法很简单！如果马青召开特大罢免总团长，我输一票也会走！但我相信马青总团的情谊，是“天大地大还是不如兄弟情大”！
记者段恩怡：副部长，微型华小面对生源日益减少而未能顺利搬迁，大马教育部在迁校的课题上重重阻碍，也造成许多华小到最后不得不闭校，请问您有获得任何微型华小的通知吗？
教育部副部长：通知？没接到通知！我沒有接获马华总会长將在15日召见全国区会主席，以進行大团结方案匯报的通知！可能是郵政局周六日沒工作！
记者彭雪琴：又一个！恩怡，走，拿你的椅子去问另外一位。

记者段恩怡：妇女社会部副部长，对于人力資源部修法保障女傭个人利益的建議您觉得怎样？
婦女社會部副部长：个人利益？虽然有报导指我们召开特大是为了个人利益，但是实际上却很多人都看不清现况!这是为了树立健康政治文化，打造一种民主的形像！
记者段恩怡：副部长，大马妇女普遍受到的尊重足够吗?
婦女社會部副部长：足够吗？当然足够！从目前的捐款筹办特大的热烈反应看来，1128特大一定能够召开。大家勿小看沉默党员的力量！我可以感受到党员的意愿！肯定足够！
记者彭雪琴：走啦，拿你的椅子。。。

记者段恩怡：财政部副部长，最新的预算案对那个阶层人士最有利？
财政部副部长：谁最有利？我们不能常看利益，做事要对得起自己与别人。我重来没向马华或政府领导人要求当官或保留职位。我当不当官就让首相决定。
记者段恩怡：副部长，信用卡服务费公布后引起了人民一定的反对声，您怎么看？
财政部副部长：反对声？谁敢发出反对声？会长一向来独行独断不接纳意见，这是他的本性。
记者彭雪琴：拿你的椅子啦。。。

记者段恩怡：交通部长，交通意外死亡人数急速上升您有什么对策吗？
交通部长：现阶段人数上升不是重点。筹集足够人数召开特大只是一项召开特大的条件，而特大议案是否抵触党章将是关乎特大合法性的先决条件！一旦提案抵触党章，有关特大的合法性也将引起争议。
记者段恩怡：部长，其实我们只是想知道交通意外死亡人数还会继续增加吗？
交通部长：当然会继续增加！团结方案已经获得29名中委的书面支持，预料给予支持的领袖将会继续增加！这是很肯定的！
记者彭雪琴：走啦。。。

记者彭雪琴：这是你今天的最后一击了。。。
记者段恩怡：蔡署理，您出任了国阵协调主任至今有什么主要讯息传达给所有国阵成员？
蔡署理：讯息很简单!他得告诉我他是要总会长的位置还是署理的位置？只要能稳住团结党，谁当总会长我也支持！
记者段恩怡：蔡署理，随口问一问，您都没当官了。干嘛出席国会？
蔡署理：我是来跟你拿回我的椅子的。你一直抱着我的椅子到处站，这椅子我不坐，我儿子也得坐啊！
记者段恩怡：对不起！对不起！给回您！

马新社段恩怡国会大厦采访报道！

图片中一定有你

这是在朋友部落格上看到的图片，觉得很有趣，
就盗用了！:D
没有放上“她”部落格的链接，因为，直觉告诉自己，
“她”不想自己的部落格大幅度曝光！:P

图片中，哪个是你呢?;P
点击一下图片来找找吧！:D

圣诞贺词

在八打灵北区国会议员潘俭伟部落格看到这样一则圣诞贺词，觉得有趣，转载至此。

You'd better watch out,
You'd better not cry;
You'd better keep cash,
I'm telling you why:
Recession is coming to town.

It's hitting you once,
It's hitting you twice
It doesn't care if you've been careful and wise
Recession is coming to town

It's worthless if you've got shares
It's worthless if you've got bonds
It's safe when you've got cash in hand
So keep cash for goodness sake, HEY

You'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
You'd better keep cash
I'm telling you why:
Recession is coming to town!

Finance products are confusing
Finance products are so vague
The banks make you bear the cost of risk
So keep out for goodness sake, OH

You'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
You'd better keep cash
I'm telling you why:
Recession is coming to town.

征婚条件

一位女子，开出征婚条件:

1.要帅
2.要有车




电脑帮她搜寻的结果是：






象棋



该女子不服搜出的结果，又输入：

1.要有房子
2.要有很多钱




电脑帮她再次搜寻的结果为：






银行



继续输入条件：

1.要酷
2.要有安全感




搜出的结果是：






奥特曼（Ultraman）



女子仍不失望，合并输入以上条件：

1.要帅
2.要有车
3.要有漂亮的房子
4.要有很多钱
5.要酷
6.又要有安全感




电脑终极搜寻的结果为：












奥特曼在银行里下象棋

张庆信的回应

我很意外，一上网就看到国阵后座议员俱乐部主席张庆信对我文章的亲笔回应。


莞尔一笑的当儿，觉得有两个很“意外”的地方：

第一，他的助手也太不细心了吧？！回答我这等小、小、小人物，随便找一个身份就可以了！

第二，文章里实在问题很多，还一时不晓得要从哪里开始回应。不过，放心，Dato'Seri那么有耐性，我一定会用心回应。:)

详细回应会连载在另一个部落格- 雪琴^^-品头论足

Dato's Seri 的文章也同时刊在《当今大马》，可前往阅览。

事件原点、本人原文- 《张庆信的媒体指标》

New US Emblem (zt)

转载自 晓眼睛看大世界

What Snowpiano Means

You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong.
You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know.
You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do.

You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.
You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.
You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.

You are well rounded, with a complete perspective on life.
You are solid and dependable. You are loyal, and people can count on you.
At times, you can be a bit too serious. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself.

You are very charming... dangerously so. You have the potential to break a lot of hearts.
You know how what you want, how to get it, and that you will get it.
You have the power to rule the world. Let's hope you're a benevolent dictator!

You are influential and persuasive. You tend to have a lot of power over people.
Generally, you use your powers for good. You excel at solving other people's problems.
Occasionally, you do get a little selfish and persuade people to do things that are only in your interest.

You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing.
You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long.
You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.
You have the classic "Type A" personality.

What's" Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

Think like a lawyer

Read in aNG's blog, think it is funny so share here...

The professor of a law school asked one of his best students, "If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?"

The student replied, "Here's an orange." The professor was outraged."No! No! Think like a lawyer!"

The student then replied, "Okay. I'd tell him 'I hereby give and convey to you all and singular, my estate and interests, rights, claim, title, claim and advantages of and in, said orange, together with all its rind, juice, pulp, and seeds, and all rights and advantages with full power to bite, cut, freeze and otherwise eat, the same, or give the same away with and without the pulp, juice, rind and seeds, anything herein before or hereinafter or in any deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding...

趣闻共享 (二）

之前和大家分享了一则趣闻，现在又有第二则：

还是一位朋友，见到一位可爱的弟弟，
朋友年龄和我相仿，
可爱的小朋友见到我那位朋友，
大大声的叫了:"UNCLE!"

朋友一愣，说:"来，叫哥哥。"

小朋友停了一停，说，
"哦！。。。。。。UNCLE!"

唉。。。命苦的人，注定命苦！常欺负人的人，注定要被欺负！:P
（暗示）

（猜猜他是谁？！）

趣闻共享

一位朋友，看到两位甜甜（不能算是美美）的女生，
在提着笔、钥匙圈之类的“义卖”，
忍不住开口搭讪，
然后又不好意思拒绝。。。

结果，用RM10买了2支原子笔。。。
（过后还一直说，其实笔也蛮好写。。。哈！）

男人、男人。。。。哎唷！不过如此！:P

（猜猜他是谁？！）